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Jun 15

Give Yourself Some At Home Beauty Treatments While You are Snowed In

By Kelly Wilson

 

If all this winter bullshit has you feeling too emotionally unstable to leave your house this weekend, maybe you should take it as a sign that you deserve a day to yourself. If you’re actually concerned about freezing to death, your friends can’t get mad at you for canceling plans. That’s just like, the rules of feminism. So while you’re busy not socializing with other humans this weekend, you might as well make yourself look better in preparation for a time when the sun decides to reemerge. Here are some ideas on how to do that.

1. Take The Longest Shower Of Your Life

Use L’Occitane Cleansing And Softening Shower Oil With Almond Oil while you’re in there because it smells like the food you’re not going to be eating today, and it will give you an extra dose of much needed moisture.

2. Mask Everything

Face mask, hair mask, foot mask. It’s been scientifically proven that masking yourself in things makes you prettier, happier, and calmer. Choose masks that are tropically scented to combat your current Seasonal Affective Disorder. Or go with a classic: the SK-II sheet mask.

3. Epsom Salt Bath

After the longest shower anyone’s ever taken, it’s time for round two of your cleansing ritual. Get at least 2.5 bottles of wine ready, and set up a scalding hot bath with epsom salts. (Epsom salt is disgustingly cheap and you can find it anywhere.)

4. At Home Facial

If you don’t own an at home facial steamer, why???? Whatever. Buy this one by Dr. Dennis Gross (not gross, I promise). While you’re waiting for it to arrive in the mail, you can makeshift something out of a large bowl and boiling water. Put your face over the water for 10 minutes, and put a towel over your head to trap the steam in, but please, please, please don’t put your actual face in the water, you morbid troll.

5. Exfoliate Your Whole Bod

Get naked, go crazy. Shed an extra layer of skin, and who knows, maybe some lbs. Frank’s Body Scrub is all you need for this. It’s messy, but you’ll love it.

6. Self Tan

Summer bodies are built in the winter. So are summer tans. (Note: please only participate in self tanning if you have someone to help assist you. No-one wants to see your splotchy orange hands in the middle of winter. It’s just extra disconcerting this time of year.)

Read more: www.betches.com

 



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Anti aging foods and juices
May 19

7 Wine And Face Mask Pairings For A Night In Of Considering Yo’Self

By Kelly Wilson

If you, like me, spent the last week getting messed up celebrating v important calendar dates such as the Kentucky Derby and Cinco de Mayo then, first of all, I applaud you. Second of all, please tell me your skin is as messed up as mine is rn. Im truly only astonished that my skin only sabotages me every once in a while considering all of the shit I set it through on a daily basis. Ensure, I like to do this thing where I treat myself sevenish days of the weekits sort of like playing Russian roulette with my skin but instead of bullets its massive amounts of alcohol and pizza. I know, Im a peach. ANYWAY, I am sure Im not alone out there so because Im feeling charitable and also because Im already counting down the minutes until its 5pm and socially acceptable to open wine, heres a list of the best alcohol and face mask pairings to get you started on your happy hour skin care journey.

1. Champagne+ Bubbles Mask

Get it? Im pairing bubbles with bubbles? Okay , not super original SO SUE ME. But this will look v cute on Instagram and isnt that really everyone is striving for here? Try E.L.Fs Hydrating Bubble Mask for a frothy face mask that’s more fun than a Snapchat filter and the committee is also nourishes the fuck out of your skin.

2. Cosmopolitan+ Detox Mask

This is for all my city girls out there who have to deal with garbage humen who literally shit on public transport( seriously, I saw this happen once ). A detox mask is the perfect route to freshen your skin after a long week of dealing with sociopaths on the subway, and we suggest use Caudalie Instant Detox Mask including with regard to. The natural clay ingredients give your skin a deep cleanse while also leaving your face smooth and your complexion even. And before you start talking shit, I know no one drinks Cosmopolitan anymore because its not the year 2000, but Im suggesting this pairing anyways because it seems v sad to stimulate yourself a vodka cran to Netflix and cold … alone. Just saying.

3. Boxed Wine+ Peel Off Mask

Im not sure who still drinks wine out of a box, but Im assuming its the same person who buys their face masks from the sales segment at Walmart. I assume. Masque Bar Luminizing Charcoal Peel Off Mask is going to be your go-to mask. Both this mask and boxed wine are cheap AF but still v effective and will get the job done during desperate, desperate times.

4. Bordeaux+ Clay Mask

Bordeaux were legit stimulated for drinking in a clay mask. Theyre full-bodied and earthy just like the shit youre putting on your face rn. This is the kind of shit someone like, tell, Hannah Baker would sip and savor and then scheme out how to be extra AF from beyond the tomb( I assume ). Pair a clay mask, like Aveda Deep Cleansing Herbal Clay Masque, with any bordeaux. Any betch with combining skin will feel blessed AF use this mask because it draws out impurities from the skin while also absorbing any excess petroleum. FML forever it is not.

5. Wine Cooler+ Anti Aging Mask

It seemed fitting to pair something thats supposed to reclaim your youth with a beverage that no one above the age of 19 drinks. Drunk Elephants T.L.C. Sukari Baby Facial is perfect for any skin type and its main goal is to minimize the looking of fine lines and wrinkles, refine pores, and boost overall clarity and brightnes. And a bonus is that you can now enjoy the wine cooler in the privacy rights of your own home instead of the local Wawa parking lot. Blessings.

6. Pinot Grigio+ Hydrating Mask

Pinot Grigio is basically like water, which is not a fact but only my personal opinionits sun, refreshing, and I drink 8 glass of it a day. Hydrating masks, like Glossiers Moisturizing Moon Mask, run perfectly with Pinot Grigio. Made of almond petroleum, hyaluronic acid, licorice root, lemon fruit, honey, and aloeits divine served chilled( both the wine and the mask) and will freshen the fuck out of your face. But, like, Ive also heard white wine will give you a skin disorder so theres truly conflicting information over here. Like can we get someone on this please? GOP, can we stop trying to ruin the health systems and instead focus on the more important issues at hand, like, is my Pinot Grigio safe ?? K, thx.

7. Tequila Shots+ The Trend Mask

I never advise taking tequila shots because no matter how many articles I read about tequila stimulating your bones healthy or adding years to your life Im convinced its all only fake news. Theres no way that tequila, the same alcohol that my sorority sisters people do body shots with and convinced me to get my belly button penetrated at 20 years old on spring violate, is actually good for you. That being said, youre going to need all the shots when you try out any sort of trend mask thats being pimped out hyped hard by teenagers on Instagram. Especially the Hanacure gel mask because this is the face that will look back at you in the mirror and it is scaring 😛 TAGEND


^^ actual footage of me looking at my reflection rn

But South Koreans did come up with this product so you know its some good shit. It pulls tightly on your skin, totally warping your face until you look old as hell, but when you take off the mask it leaves your skin appearing 10 years younger by reducing wrinkles and your pore sizing.

Read more: www.betches.com

Aging carries a dreary underside that sometimes signifies that our physical and mental energy actually leaves us and that we wilt in our twilight years. But this does not need to be. On the bright side, we understand that we can maintain our bodies along with our minds, and raise our energy.

 

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